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She tells you she has 2,894 followers as of that morning (not that she’s counting), which you help her boost to 3K that night by taking pictures of her dancing on the bar.

Your inevitable breakup: Her hotness aside, you’re broaching 30 and can’t rage like her.

“But the men stop what they’re doing and look at you with a smug smile and that bums me out so much. I won’t stop running up and down that thing just because they’re staring at me as if what I’m doing is out of the ordinary or unladylike.

F*** that.” Goulding doesn’t let it get her down - but that’s probably because she’s a famous pop star. Friends tell me the thought of men staring at them has put them off trying anything but the treadmill in the gym.

In a world where everyone seems to be running a marathon or triathlon, the gym has secured its place at the centre of many people's lives.

When you’re in Miami and single, dating is irrefutably a one-of-a-kind shitshow, complete with lifelong bachelors, grown women in comically large hoop earrings, foreign transplants, 30-somethings who live at home, cougars, and A LOT of funny stories. You smile and tell her it’s OK when she bats her eyes, giggles, and says, “Ohmaigosh. ” The flirtatious looks continue throughout the night, and after a Bacardi & Coke, you get the urge to invite her and her hot friends to join you and your friends.

“A man might want to go on a machine but that women’s texting.

It aggravates men because sometimes it holds their progress up.” The image of a woman in her pink velour tracksuit texting on the treadmill is an outdated stereotype, but it’s clearly one that still exists in gyms.

None of this matters as you order your third Bacardi & Coke to keep the conversation flowing. Yes, she knows the So Be scene, but she’s also 21, so you know drinks are enough.

Your two friends have since disappeared with her two friends. You ask her what she’s studying, only to find out it’s some vague communications degree and her real plan is to be an Instagram model.

Last year, Sport England - who launched the This Girl Can campaign - found that of the 9.4 million women aged 14 to 40 in the UK, 75 per cent (7.1 million) would like to be more active.

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